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Hope you choke
cheater, cheater haggis eater...

Your drunken Scot tricks lost effectiveness dear

As you fuck around in London you wonder if she’s still there


In the light of the square, chick du jour less appealing

You run out of space to stash all the hearts you’ve been stealing


The last heart that you nicked was more complex than appeared

A long sweaty hot wire -- an engine flooded in fear


Still cocky but hung over on a north bound train

A five hour ride to where your party mates reign


Hair of the dog wakes you up and you’re regretting the tryst

She could see you were lying and knows you can never resist


A quick check of your voicemail confirms what you fear

“That was the last piece of my heart... hope you choke on it dear”