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Ambivert is Ambivalent
Diary of a Midget Goldfish Olympic Diver... Not really


Outwardly she’s “prude descending a stair”
But the ambivert is ambivalent about life today.
So underneath it’s Hello Kitty string underwear

Her “what the fuck” luck waits 10 paces ahead
Patiently, foot extended and very intent
Upon inflicting a trip over the words she just said

Legs pointed high and her nose against the walk
Strolling through life is never irony deficient
In her muddled body language she staggers the talk

Intent upon conjuring her inner freak show
Queen of the high wire midget egos
Waiting for the chi of her cha-cha-cha to flow

Today she concedes pavement and breathes the fresh air
Her middle finger energetically points to heaven

She hopes to someday see you there